Many philistines will likely question my intense admiration for “The Boss Baby.” How predictable. Nay, I have discovered the pinnacle of western civilization a work of art that cannot ever be eclipsed. I have discovered the greatest film ever produced. It came to me, like a flickering, heavenly light hidden amongst shadowy chaos.

After years of soul-searching, it is my extreme pleasure to inform my beloved audience that I have found enlightenment. I shant describe the abominable visions that latched onto my retinae during my expedition of self-discovery. It has been inescapable – burying into my swollen frontal lobe like the world’s most determined leech.Īnd so I embarked on a journey of rumination across this vast planet in a self-reflective quest for pictorial affirmation. As a connoisseur of all cinematic-related endeavors, I have traversed this universe in search of an answer to that enduring question. Nearly a quarter of a dozen of my doting, fawning fans have inquired one single, unshakeable question: “What is your favorite movie?” It is a question that has filled me with intense anxiety and dread whenever uttered. Can the human organism, in all of its fallibility, ever sculpt a work that surpasses such a level of artistry and ingenuity?Īs a critic, it is my sworn duty to bring you, dear reader, the honest truth, un-distilled and unbesmirched by commercial compromise and Hollywood poseurdom. None can dare imagine a world where bread did not come pre-sliced, such a tremendous breakthrough in brilliance that we commemorate its invention to this day.

A name forever held as a benchmark by which we measure the greatness of all that is created. Ap(‘The Boss Baby’ Official Facebook Page)

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